Airbus A350 vs Boeing 787 - Boeing tongue-in-cheek joke
Filed Under (Aircraft Humour) by Admin on 07-03-2009
Tagged Under : 787 Boeing, Airbus A350, Boeing, Boeing 787, Jag, Joke, Tongue In Cheek
IvorGeorge asked:
Airbus A350 vs Boeing 787 - Boeing irĂ³nica broma con un jag
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Oh, so when people criticize Boeing, you don’t think you guys are wrong or it pisses us off the window?
Boeing has been producing planes way longer than Airbus; even in the WWII era.
So what if I say ’scarebus’, people call Boeing, ‘boings’ because they crash too much.
Airbus founded: 1970
Boeing founded: 1916
I would think that Airbus would have a better safety record because they are a young company….
And yes, I may have gone too far with Air France.
I called you an idiot because you call the Airbus a “scarebus”. The A330 has a excellent safety record - as do all Airbus aircraft.
I also called you an idiot because you imply that Airbus aircraft are unsafe. “Air France A330 crashes into the Atlantic in a storm.
Another reason it’s a ScareBus. ”
No-one knows why the plane crashed so how do you connect this crash with Airbus being unsafe? -
Do you know why the Air France plane crashed?
Of course you dont. So shut up with comments like that you idiot and show some respect.
Doesn’t make me an American, Idiot. Or do you think that being here to see the level of stupidity in big business should render me incapable of understanding that US companies are more about appearances than substance? I designed weapon systems in Europe for 12 years, I know about American claims and how they compare to reality.
The first A350 design was a modification, the current one is as new as the 787.
The LEFT Audio and Right Audio for him really tickled my ears on my headset…please do normal next time :o)
Typical Americans? You’re in the US, idiot.
Typical Americans, try to overcome the facts with rhetoric. But who are they doing this for? The hard nosed airline operators and aircraft owners (not the same people) look at the facts rather than the adverts. The biggest 787 is 330 seats, the smallest A350 is 312 seats. They barely overlap. Boeing is betting less people will travel in the future, Airbus is betting the hub to hub market will need capacity. Time will tell, but a trashed economy may rescue Boeing.
yep true i seen such failure in Aircrash investigation
ha, “7E7 engines” AKA BRITISH Rolls Royce Trent 1000!
THIS VID ANSWERS THE QUESTION…DEFINETIVELY
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Boeing beats AIRBUS in all segments : WORSE CRASH RATIO PER MILLION FLIGHTS in each and all of its PLANES.
THE ONLY WAY BOEING (like all US Companies) keeps surviving it is just because TAX PAYERS MONEY:
Another military contract gained this week…a value of 230 Million Dollars.
Remember that Boeing 787 has as much American as Honda Civic…LOL 80% of the plane is build in JAPAN AND EUROPE…
Bunch of crying biatchs…Airbus won fair and square the Tanker Deal..but USGov decided to cancel and keep subsidizing this FATASS Mediocres…a 767 against a A330=no colour: fucktard americans…
BOEING 787 DELAYLINER…
The fast selling plane…? LOL
60 CANCELLATIONS IN 2009
NET ORDERS FOR 2009=0
LOL
BOEING=SORE LOSERS, this Vid matches exactly with them…rememer the B747-800…LOL Another fast selling crap: 1 order & 1 cancellation=0 SALES LOL
The actual 787 plane and the model in the video are very different. The 787 is an A330, with the nose of the D.H. Comet, and the wings of an 777
you theft boeing idea
Which Plane is Better anyway???
I think They’re all same!…..
Boeing has more fuel eficiency, and Airbus has a wider body….
This video is wrong for two main reasons.
1. After making fun of Airbus,Boeing have royally screwed up the 787 and we still dont know for sure when the 787 will fly. 2 years late and an even bigger screw up than the A380.
2.Boeing then go and do exactly what this vid makes fun of. They take a 40 year old airplane (the 747),stick new wings and engines on it and call it the B747-800(exactly what this video makes fun out of Airbus for doing)
ok im a boeing fan but i dont like the fact that they are building the 787 from composites and airbus is following also ill rather aluminum carbon fiber has a breaking point and when ur in flight and something goes wrong and its going to crash u will not live so i dont like what both are doing they need to switch back to all aluminum
want a cookie?
Boeing is better, and will always be.
The MD12 was built in the early 90’s and the technology back then for fuel efficiency wasn’t good enough. That’s why now airlines are going for a jet like that and not back then.
And to be honest, I think it was a good thing that Boeing stopped the MD12 program since it would of cost to much for an airline to operate.
MD-12 just wasnt right enough. Either it wasnt safly designed not efficient.
What about the 787 Dreamliner? Have you thought of that?
By the way, that was a thing of the past. There was already the 747. So why bother buying the MD12 if airlines purchased the 747 in the first place.
And to be honest, they look exactly the same. So why would airlines now buy the A380 and not back then if they look alike?